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Aug.12 Moved to our new home in Maine. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see snow covering them.

Oct.14 Maine is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animal on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.

Nov. 11 Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.

Dec.2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It look like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snow-plow came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Maine.

Dec. 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snow-plow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.

Dec. 19 More snow last night. I love it. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. F*cking snow-plow.

Dec. 22 More of that white shit fell last night.. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow-plow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole!

Dec. 25 Merry F*cking Holiday. More friggen snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives the snow-plow I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the f*cking ice!

Dec. 27 More white shit last night. Been inside for three days except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow-plow goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, a car's stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?

Dec. 28 The F*cking weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of that white shit this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow-plow got stuck up in the road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the shit he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last shovel over his f*cking head.

Jan. 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those F*cking beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.

  May. 3  Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from that F*cking salt they put all over the roads?

May. 10 Moved to Florida. I can't understand why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that God-forsaken state of Maine!

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